FRIDAY THE 13TH GOTH NIGHT DANCE PARTEE
Friday, April 13, 2012, 9PM - DEATH AM (fundraiser/hellraiser)

This Friday the 13th, from 9PM - COFFIN O'CLOCK (DEATH AM), join Will Brown for our first annual Gothic Daynce Partee Fundraiser/Hellraiser Mystery Bop.

$5, $10, $15, $20 / SLIDING SCALES OF DARKEST MONIES

One of many events in conjunction with our third exhibition, Untitled (Black Painting), the G.D.P.F.R.H.R.M.B. is a chance to lighten your pockets by getting dark on the dance floor (while pale in the face).

We hope to continue making exhibitions and hosting performances, screenings, lectures, and can't-happen-anywhere-else kind of events for as long as possible. The response to our programming has been excellently radical thusfar and we appreciate all the support. So, like, I guess we decided to throw you a party. ?? YES > NO.

WE WILL ABSOLUTELY HAVE:
Coffin Photobooth*, Gothic Haircuts/Stylings**, Clove Cigarettes, A FRIGGIN DOORMAN, Syringe Shots, Glow in the Dark Jello Shots, Red Wine, Dry Ice, Wet Ice, Red, Black, and Blue Lights, Mondo Aggressive Fog Machine, Excellent Decorations, Dynamic and Haunting Video Selections, and aND AND dancing dAnCInG DANCING !!!! brought to you by DJ Nite Lite, DJ Rob Spectre, and Dances Without Partners (Zach Taylor, Rob Spector, and Post Bros) !!!

* w/ postmortem lens-master Noelle Trinidad
** Hair jobs from 9-10PM courtesy of Ms. Courtney Ryals (a geniunely real hair stylist). Choose from the Robert Smith "Cure Teaser," the Echo and the Bunnymen "Flat Ironed Cottontail," and, of course, the Glenn Danzig "Devilockness Monster" !! WOWOWOW !!

WE VERY WELL MAY HAVE:
A Raffle! + Basement "Chill" Zone with COUCHES

THING WE'RE TRYING TO GET FROM THIS GUY BUT KINDA DOUBT IT'S GONNA COME THROUGH:
8-ft-tall neon cross with wrist straps and a dimmer switch (truth). Fingers Crossed.

FRIDAY THE 13TH DOUBLES AS:
David Kasprzak's BIRTHDAY ARE EE YOUO O KIIDDDINGNG MMMEE!?! (gifts accepted)

Seriously though, people are stepping out of Ann Radcliffe novels for this one.

As ever, WB is an ongoing collabrative project that currently takes form as an experimental exhibition space in San Francisco. Next opening Saturday, April 28. Manitoba Museum of Finds Art.

X WB

Another way to say it:
Oh My Devil !!!(#*&%&$(@) GET DARK and RAISE HELL from the depths of the no-art-no-more black drinks dark looks deep pockets facial incongruities meets bro with pins in his face but more kindly like an out-of-work runaway who doesn’t need no work anyway, no!! It’s Kasprzak’s birthday, too! !! ! ! WHAT !! And WILL BROWN needs a little dollars to keep getting at the DARK ARTS, so come support your most favorite non-violent Jean Paul Gaultier-jamming MISSION DISTRICT ART SPACE. The price of the ticket will be MORE than MORE than reasonable and seriolusly everyone you know will be there looking DEAD/HOT so how would you need even be there seriously think again. Music will be selected and played from the most deeply closeted Goth Lovers in the ENTIRE Bay (DJ POST BROTHERS et al). Most truly the darkest day in the entire month of April and springtime in general for real. Peep the web for up-to-date information on playlists, morgue reservations, soft cremes (corpse paint), Morrissey, the light at the end of the tunnel (maybe), terror bondage, idle threats, Alien Sex Fiend, Baudelaire, that movie The Crow, and wigs. Blahghh!